1. Hey, you wanna hear something painful? I was cleaning my room some time ago, and I found a folder that I had made in seventh grade, when I first really listened to my chem. This was a little after they broke up, so then I had to sit down and cry for a bit, because of reasons I guess, like I’m not even sure how to phrase all the emotions that just kind of attacked me

  2. (via chemicaluprising)

  3. Do you think clouds ever have existential crises because they’re just large masses of floating water water

  4. mew-squared:

    • In 2009, a man married a video game character
    • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
    • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
    • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
    • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

    please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

    (via headfirstforieros)

  5. johnfkennedy:

    she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

    (via ilovetolaughlol)

  6. the-perks-of-being-a-killjoy:

    i walk a lonely road

    the only one that i have ever known

    (Source: phanpiremoney, via ierohands)

  7. iamonlykidding:

    bardofcheese:

    The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen

    I want to rub it all over my nethers.

    (via ilovetolaughlol)

  8. ierosway:

    from the 300th issue of AP magazine

    (via went-z)

    (Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via shewillbelubed)

  10. (Source: goatpox, via frerard)